Last evening, Eowyn kicked off the VP debate tailgate festivities at her grandparent Kulp’s home, having earlier that morning channeled Piper Palin as fashion inspiration. Eowyn debuted her new fall line at MOPs, charming all the other diapered darlings with her “hug and run” coquetry and guttural gibberish (her voice is unusually low). As anticipated, the pre-debate revelry got a bit crazy when the animal crackers and hormone-free milk were served up. Even Eowyn’s appendage- “baby doll #2”- was nearly sacrificed to the carousals of the occasion such was the excited anticipation of Sarah Palin’s triumph over socialist, Joe Biden. Incidentally, Eowyn has recently developed an obsession with all things baby doll, even deigning to steal other children’s blankets to cover her own faux newborn and exclaiming her new word, “Baby” at the request of any adoring audience. Much to our delight, the “Country First” fans were hardly disappointed by SP’s Shock and Awe performance, confident now that we will see Barry and Joe waving their white flags again on November 4th!
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