Indoctrination

We believe whole-heartedly in an unapologetic indoctrination of our children with conservative ideology. (Though, you probably have already gathered that). I just wanted to be as audacious in my admission as liberals are in their aggressive, unrepentant recruitment through every venue not yet privatized by those Americans still clinging to their guns and religion.

…Thus, we have instituted a chore chart for Eowyn, hoping to instill the virtues of capitalism and familial responsibility. Discovering that all acts of service are not intrinsically motivated by her goodwill, we have introduced a monetary “carrot”. A generous allowance of one “Washington” a week has been afforded to her to than be distributed amongst four separate investments: Tithe, Savings, Missions/Charity, and Frivolity. Amazingly, the concept of incentives is not lost on a three year old in contrast to the millions of government “beneficiaries.” Incidentally, under the “Says Kind Words” category- the word “entitlement” is considered profane. And like any wise investor, she frequently checks her stock inquiring, “Mama, how am I doing with whining today?” (Tear rolls down my cheek.) Accountability, discipline, service, sacrifice. This little girl is one less recruit for the Left.