Wax Options
Imitation can be the sincerest form of flattery. However, when Jason recently asserted that he was confident Eowyn had my hair, I was foolish enough to inquire as to his reasoning behind this seemingly innocuous assertion. Much to my distress (and subsequent ego deflation), he matter of factly observed that both Eowyn and I share the similarity of peach fuzz-like hair on our face. Lovely. Just when you believe the comforts of marriage afford transparency without regret or shame, you confront the demons of childhood mockery, the abomination of flourescent lighting and the necessity of stock in Home-Waxing kits all over one incidental remark. Nevertheless, even if Eowyn has inherited that blessed (while obscure) Italian gene from the Kulp lineage, I am proud to bear some resemblence to this little charmer.
Imitation can be the sincerest form of flattery. However, when Jason recently asserted that he was confident Eowyn had my hair, I was foolish enough to inquire as to his reasoning behind this seemingly innocuous assertion. Much to my distress (and subsequent ego deflation), he matter of factly observed that both Eowyn and I share the similarity of peach fuzz-like hair on our face. Lovely. Just when you believe the comforts of marriage afford transparency without regret or shame, you confront the demons of childhood mockery, the abomination of flourescent lighting and the necessity of stock in Home-Waxing kits all over one incidental remark. Nevertheless, even if Eowyn has inherited that blessed (while obscure) Italian gene from the Kulp lineage, I am proud to bear some resemblence to this little charmer.
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I'm inspired by your willingness to post on this. Allow me now to shout from the mountain tops that Anna's cellulite, does, in fact, come from her lump-ridden mama. Ah, I feel so liberated.
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